is so high that no matter where you poke it, you will end up with an infected person.

But I was treated, I recovered, my tests turned out to be clean. That is, healthy people exist, which means I could present the certificate to my boyfriend if he asked.

Then I began to be more suspicious of coitus with a stranger. “Are you really healthy? And if not, are you ready to undergo treatment?”

No, of course I didn't ask that. It was worth it though. I monitored the integrity of the condom and did not allow contact without it.

Now from the position of a woman who has been married for ten years, I understand that it was necessary to rip everyone in the tail and mane, damn it, no certificate — no sex.

It was necessary to demand a certificate at convenient and inconvenient moments.

“Show me! No? Then, hello, amigo!”

And I don’t care what he thinks bad about you. Let him at least consider her a frigid bitch. There was no need to even worry about this topic. Now yes, you become wiser, you understand everything from the position of a queen sitting on a soft pillow. And then I ran around the city with an awl in my ass in search of love. And God forbid that everything is ruined by a stupid question about a certificate.

Girls, girls, I really hope that you make an appointment today and get tested as soon as possible.

If you have a regular partner, he should also get tested and undergo treatment if something is found.

And certainly, if there is no permanent one, then under no pretext do not agree to coitus without one hundred percent certainty that it is pure. Let you lose this irresponsible dirty fellow, then you will suffer with your health, or even worse, this irresponsible little man will live with you.

You know, HPV and ureaplasmosis are not all diseases transmitted by the oral route. Oh, sorry, sexual. I completely forgot about censorship.

Well, so you understand that they are most often spread through contact with the genitals.

STDs include gonorrhea, syphilis, HIV, trichomoniasis, candidiasis, chlamydia, genital herpes and so on. Wikipedia will tell you about them very delicately. If you just go online and search, you will be inundated with beautiful pictures of our favorite buds and peppers, ulcerated and leaking pus.

— Horror, and metaphors. — someone will say

— Well, these beautiful organs can have diseases. — I will answer.

I remember my cousin asked me to buy her suppositories for thrush at the pharmacy; she was in the hospital and was itching.

I remember well that day when she couldn’t really communicate with me, she was so scared.

I, who didn’t know what candidiasis was, asked:

— How is it? Describe it. What do you feel? What does it look like?

— It's itchy! It's itchy! Aching in the lower abdomen! I want to climb the wall because of the burning sensation, which I also have to endure. You won't scratch it like a pimple.

Thank God, I had no symptoms of infections, they were all sluggish. If the doctor hadn't taken tests, I wouldn't have known.

So many who have good immunity are only carriers. And this is even more dangerous. That's why you need a certificate.

A person may be offended, thinking that since you didn’t see his shiny pink, clean charms, you obviously want to insult him.

But this is not so. Not everyone, like their cousin, has hell going on in thongs. Well, it’s not like hell, of course, it can be much worse. But what I can say with confidence is that there was definitely no health there. As a physician, I will enlighten you that with thrush, the skin and mucous membranes are redder than normal.

So, perhaps your partner is a carrier, and don’t be offended by the assumption that he is ill.

If your immunity is weaker than his, you will become infected. Therefore, whether he is sick or just suffering, it doesn’t matter, let him get tested and treated.

Even if now you love this person, you take risks to sleep with him, then in the future everything can change, just allow this possibility.

There are dramas. Your hero goes to war, you need to create a precedent for him to return.

Or a little more romantic, the reveler-husband leaves to forgive… (sorry, censorship again) to the secretary, and you don’t want to lose such a noble male and decide to sleep with him in order to get pregnant.

Well, everyone knows that a woman has the right not to give a divorce until the child is one and a half years old. And if you add in the months of pregnancy, then the game was worth the candle. Then you can get treatment.

Get treatment?

This is where the epiphany comes.

Who wants to take antibiotics for five to ten days, take smears, douche and do baths?

This is just the tip of the iceberg; there are also incurable diseases. Here there will be no drama, but tragedy.

But who cares? Pfft, the main thing is that your beloved husband does not leave. Or the boy returned from the army.

I saw the boys. They hang out like hell in taverns, sleep every night with a new friend, and in the morning they forget everything that happened.

An easy and carefree life. Then the military registration and enlistment office comes to them, and immediately the guys are so simple, pure at heart, all the mothers, nannies, aunties, dads rush around with them, worrying.

And I understand why they care about the “prostitutes” with whom their beloved son slept.

See, when you are the mother of a son, he can do no wrong.

When you sleep with this "son", you are a prostitute.

Oh women!!!! Therefore, when the question